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THE H.P SAUCE
âSUSPECT NUMBER 1. Golbinsâ. Said Henry Potts, twirling his magic wand in the candlelit gloom of his school dormitory.
âI donât think Goblins are going to have stolen your hatâ said Grubbles, who was sat on a bed chewing his magic wand. â Yes they could because they are the worst of all the magical creaturesâ said Henry indignantly. âSUSPECT NUMBER 2. Magicians!â continued Henry Potts. Henry Potts also hated Magicians. It was his view that wizards could use real magic, whereas Magicians, were just big fakers.
âWhat is your problem with Magicians?â sighed Grubbles, still chewing. âI actually saw Magnifico the Magician, and was very impressed by his showmanship and the spectacle.â
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Grubblesâ head had turned into a cabbage. Not because his comment had annoyed Henry Potts, but because Grubbles had chewed a little too vigorously on his wand.
âOf course you were impressed, you cabbage headed plonker.â snapped Henry Potts as his friendâs big cabbage face looked sad.
âSUSPECT NUMBER 3. Sassy Grandma Winterbottom. Sassy Grandma Winterbottom was a rather fabulous old hag that haunted the halls of Henry Pottsâ school. She loved fabulous things, and Henry Pottsâ magic hat was particularly fabulous. The hat was Bright purple with gold stars and suns with smiley faces, and a little gold bell that perfectly chimed a song called Bad Blood (Taylorâs version)
âYou might be onto something with Sassy Grandma Winterbottom, you knowâ said Grubbles as he started to eat his own head.
âOf course I amâ Yelled Henry as he leapt to his feet, wand twirling. âBecause I am Henry Potts. The best Wizard who ever lived! Who also has, the H.P. Sauceâ and he began shaking his bottom as he always did when he mentioned his HP Sauce.
Grubbles groaned and covered his eyes with his cabbage leaves.
The door to the dormitory burst open. It was Pie boy. On the first day of school he ate all the pumpkin pies and Henry had called him pie boy ever since. He had a big round face like a pie and arms and legs like little twigs.
âHenry! Iâve found Goblo Grizzleclaw lurking around the grounds. Iâve used a binding charm and tied him to a tree! I think he knows where your hat is!â
âGREAT work pie boyâ said Henry pumping his fist in triumph.
âHenry, if Iâve helped you find your hat, would you consider using my real name, Nathan?â asked Pie Boy tentatively.
âNEVER!â shouted Henry, he popped open his trunk and pulled out a vacuum cleaner, which was the modern method of transportation for wizards. âGrubbles, Pie boy, saddle up!â commanded Henry, as the three boys climbed onto the vacuum cleaner.
Openus La Windowus yelled Henry, as the windows flew open, and the vacuum zoomed into the cool evening air.
The vacuum cleaner landed in the school grounds with a thud. âOff you pop plop for brainsâ yelled Henry at Grubbles and Pie Boy. He span around, âWell well well what do we have here,â said Henry to Goblo, who was quite calm and patient for a goblin bound to a tree. âI bet you dirty goblins have stolen my hat,â he said, poking Goblo on the nose with his wand.
âNo no on the contrary Mr. Pottsâ, hissed Goblo, âI actually have important information for youâ
âWell donât hang about you big green bozoâ said Henry âOr Iâll turn you into something ugly⊠LIKE YOURSELF! HA!â Henry turned around at Grubbles and Pie Boy who werenât laughing because that joke was rubbish. They gave a nervous chuckle. Goblo continuedâŠ
âI was looking for gold coins in the gnarly forestâ said Goblo, âI was hunting outside Magnifico the Magicianâs shack.. And inside I could hear⊠Badd Blood. Taylorâs version, as if it were being played by perfect bell chimesâŠâ Henry clapped his hands together. âYES! THATâS WHAT MY HAT DOES!â he did a fist pumping mini dance and shook his bottom vigorously. âPie boy, Grubbles! To the Gnarly forest we must go!â
âMay I ask why that boyâs head is a cabbage?â asked Goblo
âYou. May. Not.â said Henry jabbing Goblo on the nose with his wand. âIn fact, Grubbles you stand guard and make sure this foul goblin doesnât run away somewhere. If heâs sent me on a wild goose chase then I would quite like to put terrible curses on him.â Grubbles reluctantly nodded, as Henry and Pie Boy climbed aboard the vacuum cleaner and zoomed into the gnarly forest.
They set the vacuum down outside Magnifico the magicianâs shack. The thick oak trees hung leafless and spooky over the jonky thatched wooden house. Most wizards would have the courtesy to knock on Magnificoâs door, but not Henry Potts who booted the door open with his full might, sending the door flying off its hinges. Magnifico, gave a high shriek, and his little cocker spaniel Gary yelped in fear. Magnifico was a very old man, with a brilliant white moustache. His magicianâs garb was faded and aged, as he couldnât afford anything new. The old man looked sadly at his destroyed front door.
âItâs ok Magnifico,â said Henry with a grin âyou can just use a repairing spell on that door⊠Oh no wait, you canât because youâre just a magician! And you canât do REAL magic!â Henry laughed heartily at his own joke
âPlease Mr. Potts, I beg of you to repair my door. I have no money to buy a new one, plus who knows what beasts from the Gnarly forest may come for me!â the magician dropped to his knees. âPlease, I beg, donât let me get eaten by a three headed hippocorn, they say one roams this forest, the fiercest beast in the land..!â
âIâll repair your door, Magnifico⊠IF you can give me the info that I need about my missing hat!â said Henry, brandishing his wand. Pie Boy went to comfort Gary the Dog, stroking it nicely as the spaniel trembled uncontrollably.
âOK OK, Iâll tell you what I know!â said Magnifico his eyes darting⊠âIt was Sassy Grandma Winterbottom, she floated by here, just this morning, she was boasting about a new hat sheâd found. It was purple, with gold suns and stars! And a bell, that played such beautiful music.â Henryâs teeth clenched. That horrible old crone! She didnât FIND the hat! She STOLE IT!
âWhere did she go with it!â demanded Henry. His wand pointing at Magnificoâs head
âI⊠IâŠâ stammered Magnifico
Blastus Thy Plates-us yelled Henry, firing a red jet of light into Magnficoâs washing up pile.
âNot my plates!â yelled Magnifico âHow can I eat? Ok ok. Iâll talk! Sassy Grandma Winterbottom spoke of the Temple of Serve. Itâs where only the sassiest and most fabulous magical folk can enter⊠Iâm sure as the true owner of such a wonderful hat, you will be granted passage, young Potts. Itâs just a little deeper into the Gnarly forestâ
âOh Iâll be granted entry all rightâ said Henry. âDo you know why that is? Because I have the HP Sauceâ Henry immediately started shaking his bottom again.
Once the bottom shaking was over. Henry, Pie Boy, Magnifico and Gary the dog, ventured deeper into the forest. âLead the way Magnificoâ said Henry threateningly. âOr Gary the dog might end up getting a bit cursed. HA!â Magnifco gulped. They approached a stone building that didnât look anything like a fabulous temple.
âJust in here,â said Magnifico. Henry looked unsure. This building certainly did not look fabulous.
The stone building was dark and dank. Turnus on the lightus said Henry as his wand glowed. The building seemed empty. Grotesque statues were spookily lit around the room, and in the centre was a staircase, leading downwards⊠but what could Henry hear⊠A faint sound could be heard⊠Henry recognised it in a second. It was Badd Blood (Taylorâs version) âMY HAT!â he exclaimed and bolted down the stairs two at a time. The chimes grew louder and louder, and just as they were reaching the chorus, Henry made it to the bottom of the stairs, where a hunched figure stood in the centre of a large room, with high ceilings.
âOhhh helloooo young Henryâ said a nasally high old voice that echoed around the room. It was Sassy Grandma Winterbottom. To Henryâs disgust and horror. She was wearing his fabulous purple hat. The chimes of Bad Blood (Taylorâs version) was echoing around the large basement. Everything about Sassy Grandma Winterbottom looked grand. She had a bright scarlet dress, arms covered in twinkling bangles and bracelets. Her head looked a bit like a raisin with hair that looked like clumsily glued clumps of cotton wool, and sat upon her crinkly old head was Henryâs bright purple hat.
âGive me back my hat you disgusting old croneâ yelled Henry pointing his wand at Sassy Grandma Winterbottom
âYou wouldnât hurt a poor old lady would you?â sneered Winterbottom.
âDo you wanna test me?!â shouted Henry âI am so good at curses Iâll turn you into something ugly⊠LIKE YOURSELF! HA!â he turned around. Magnifico, Pie Face and Gary the Dog had followed him down the stairs, and werenât laughing, because as weâve established, itâs a rubbish joke and itâs the second time Pie Face had heard it that day.
âIf you want this hat so badlyâŠâ said Winterbottom, âTHEN GO AND GET IT!â and she tossed the hat deep into the gloom of the basement
âMy hat!â wailed Henry as he chased it into the gloom. The wrinkly old witch had quite an arm on her! He managed to reach the hat and pulled it close to his chest⊠but something strange was happening. The sound of Bad Blood was being replaced. Replaced with deep unsettling growls. Growls that echoed louder and louder around the room. Henry squinted into the darkness⊠Lightus Maximus he yelled, and the room became full of light. What Henry saw made his jaw drop. His eyes became wide. Looming over him, were six gleaming eyes. Three gaping mouths, and three razor sharp shiny horns. It was the Three headed hippocorn. Each of the heads ROARED at Henry. Henry shrieked in terror, turned and ran. He was sprinting as fast as he could towards the staircase, clutching his hat tightly to his chest. Until something extraordinary happened.
Invisibleus Wallus said a boy with a cabbage for a head.
An invisible force crashed into Henry and he was thrown to the ground. He tried to get up, but a solid transparent barrier stood between him and the staircase. He looked through the invisible wall to see⊠Grubbles. Goblo the goblin. Pie Boy. Magnifico, Gary the Dog and Sassy Grandma Winterbottom, looking sternly.
âHelp me!â pleaded Henry.
âI donât think soâ said Sassy Grandma Winterbottom. âYou see, Henry. Weâve all had enough of you being a rude, mean, detestable little wizard. Calling people names, putting curses on peopleâ
âKicking down peopleâs doors!â added Magnifico
âAnd that tooâŠâ said Sassy Grandma Winterbottom âYou see it wasnât me who stole your hat, Henry. It was all of us. We all worked together to bring you here, to meet our friend, who is very very hungryâ
Henry was desperately trying to search for insults, for curses.
âYou littleâŠâ began Henry but before he could finish that sentence heâd been snapped up by the middle head of the Hippocorn. And with three chomps, Henryâs yells and the sound of Bad Blood Taylorâs version were no more. The room was silent other than the satisfied gurgling of the three headed hippocorn, which also soon subsided.
âTell you what could have made that meal betterâ said Grubbles⊠âSome HP Sauce!â and the wizards, magicians, goblins and dogs all laughed and shook their bottoms together happily.
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